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Hobo Dirty Mothertrucker

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 323 Location: Boonies
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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: Hobo Humour |
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U KNOW YOUR A HOBO WHEN....
Your favorite coin is a penny.
You slam things together, annoy people, and make them pay for it.
When The Motel 6 is a mansion to you.
When you live under a bridge.
When you make people stop in the middle of the road and you clean their windows.
When your bathtub is also known as the toilet.
When you tend to dead cats and then eat them.
When you like the aroma of your own poo.
When the only places you can go to eat is the soup kitchen and the roadkill grill.
When you boil water by putting it under your arm.
When the only thing that adored you was what you just ate.
When your worst enemy is a racoon.
When your favorite dream was a dream of when you died.
When you see someone walking along and wonder how they would taste raw.
When your old enough to have a job, but make less than 25 cents a day.
When your fireplace is a tin can.
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What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?
A hobo doesn't have any friends. A homo has friends up the ass.
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2 Hobos are walkin down a road and come accross a dead dog. They stop and the first guys says "Hey wanna share" and the second guy says "Nah think ill pass this time".
So the other guy eats the dog and they go on off down the road. About 200 metres down they stop and the first guy vomits the dog up. The second guy smiles and says "Thank god, a hot meal".
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Anonymous

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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: |
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haha  |
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d_styles Calm Regular

Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 153 Location: Ontario, canada
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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: |
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| lol the last one is kinda sick. funny though. |
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Anonymous

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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: Re: Hobo Humour |
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| Hobo wrote: |
When you see someone walking along and wonder how they would taste raw. |
I do that sometimes. |
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Hobo Dirty Mothertrucker

Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 323 Location: Boonies
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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: Re: Hobo Humour |
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| NegatiVe wrote: | | Hobo wrote: |
When you see someone walking along and wonder how they would taste raw. |
I do that sometimes. |
I always knew you were a canniblistic photographer. Taking pictures of your victims, then eating them for dinner.  |
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Anonymous

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Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject: |
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| Oo I'm not a hobo, then. hehe |
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Anonymous

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Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject: |
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| lol, I like the last one |
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Anonymous

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Posted: Thu December 07, 2006 Post subject: |
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Those were good xD |
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Anonymous

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Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject: Re: Hobo Humour |
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| Hobo wrote: | | NegatiVe wrote: | | Hobo wrote: |
When you see someone walking along and wonder how they would taste raw. |
I do that sometimes. |
I always knew you were a canniblistic photographer. Taking pictures of your victims, then eating them for dinner.  |
Indeed I am.  |
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