Anonymous
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 Posted: Sat December 02, 2006 Post subject: jokes |
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1. Jurassic Park
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"
2. Brain Tumor
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
3. Photocopy
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what
he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren't
4. European Closet
Santa and Banta went to US They have stayed a five star hotel. Santa don't
know how to use the European closet he dropped everything in a packet and
placed it on one of the leaves of the fan. Banta came and switch on the
fan and everything spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave a
10 dollars and told him to wash it off . But the Room boy gazed at it for
a five minutes and taken a 25 dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I
will give you this 25 dollars if you say how did u do it so beautifully".
5. One more Plane Crash
Garbachan singh was traveling from Calcutta to Bombay by a plane, There
were one American, one Russian, one Pakistani and some other passengers.
Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it's control
and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Jai America" again the condition
didn't change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Jai
Russia". But the condition still the same. The next is Garbachen's turn he
hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Pakistani by saying "Jai India".
6. A Plane journey
A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air
hostess brought out the beverage carts.
"I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the
air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something.
"Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!".
7. Crime Story
"I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?"
Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to
put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that
the gardener did it".
8. New House
Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was
looking for!".
9. Salt Seller
Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a Sardar who is running a
grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt.
"No " says the Sardar. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the
truth, I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me salt-now he's a
good salt seller."
10. Marathon Race
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
11. 13th Floor
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
12.Phone Book
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
13.Cows Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly." |
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