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Anonymous · Posted: Wed November 22, 2006 Post subject: Naughty Kid

Naughty Kid..

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain??
".Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?".
Johnny: "none,ma'am.
teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like the way u r thinkin.

Now johnny has a doubt.

Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
Johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin on it.can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers.

Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."

Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN." !!!!!

Anonymous · Posted: Wed November 22, 2006 Post subject:

I got someone to laugh at that but it failed to amuse me.

Anonymous · Posted: Thu November 23, 2006 Post subject:

It seems like it was about one thing, then it went to another. But that was mildly funny.

Anonymous · Posted: Thu November 23, 2006 Post subject:

No offense, but the text speak and improper grammar take away from the humor for me ><

Anonymous · Posted: Thu November 23, 2006 Post subject:

Same here, it's hard to get a point across with such poor use of English.

Anonymous · Posted: Thu November 30, 2006 Post subject:

what wast the part in the middle .. again?

Anonymous · Posted: Fri December 01, 2006 Post subject:

nice one

Anonymous · Posted: Fri December 01, 2006 Post subject:

Hehe, you guys are missing something! That is funny, but old.

Anonymous · Posted: Sat December 02, 2006 Post subject:

Old as Raptor Jesus.