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Anonymous
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haha, you guys are all getting coal for christmas  |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat December 23, 2006 Post subject: |
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Damn that last one from omegazon was......damn.....  |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat December 23, 2006 Post subject: |
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Here is one from my dad's joke book:
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"
Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
Kinda ewwy....
I'll get some more soon  |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat December 23, 2006 Post subject: |
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| Ha....ya kinda bad but still funny... |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat December 23, 2006 Post subject: |
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| I'm sorry but... ew.... |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun December 24, 2006 Post subject: |
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| CartoonMan wrote: | Here is one from my dad's joke book:
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.
She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.
When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.
She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.
The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."
Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.
As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"
Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."
Kinda ewwy....
I'll get some more soon |
That's your Dad's joke book? Are you sure it isn't straight out of the pages of an adult magazine? |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun December 24, 2006 Post subject: |
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No, it's from my dad's joke book.  |
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d_styles
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Location: Ontario, canada
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| Posted: Sun December 24, 2006 Post subject: |
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| lol must be a pretty hard core joke book eh? |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sun December 24, 2006 Post subject: |
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| Yes. Yes it is |
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Anonymous
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| Posted: Sat December 30, 2006 Post subject: |
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| The joke "gangsters" and the "magic apple" were the funniest. Thanks a lot Haseo! |
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