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Posted: Sun December 03, 2006 Post subject: Random Quotes

Random quotes from Raz Fort I find funny...

Random Quotes:

Raziel wrote:

Not-so-Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: Do all character's DDR start at 0?
A: Yes.

Q: Does your dodge rate increase past its base?
A: No.

Q: Does the biography of my character really matter?
A: No.

Q: What does the gold amounts next to skills mean?
A: The gold amounts represent the amount of gold needed to use the skill, instead of using skill points or something similar, you use gold.

Q: How is strenth calculated?
A: Check the table. Angels have [1 strength point = 1.5 health points]. This means, for every strength point they deal 1.5 times that in damage. 10 str × 1.5 hp = 15 damage rate.

Q: Why did you use God in the battle example? More importantly, why did you use a character named Munkass with a really f*cked up description?
A: I was lazy and needed someone über who would kill anyone in a few hits. Munkass was funny.

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

Anyone seen it? I saw it my third time today, it was even funnier this time too xD
It shows a fat naked guy fight a skinny naked Borat! So funny. And he calls Jews shapeshifters!

Naked guys? That makes me not want to see it more.

Raziel wrote:

Caitlin I'm sorry but I did sign the papers... *looks down*

>.>;;

Saigo No Yasha wrote:

Cell phone is for the callingness, the computer is for porn. :3

Not that I look at porn on the computer ...

<.<

>.>

My phone is out of minutes *whines*

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

And why does our temple have to be ruined? Huh?
Racism!

LMAO because you defied god and wander a despaired land

Quote:

Raziel wrote:

Oriel wrote:

ZOMG. I DIDN'T GET SLAPPED!!

>.>!!!

And that's enough, right now, or I'ma open up a can... of WHOOP ASS.

I used to hate skewl x x;;

Your rank title is "Demon" Very Happy

Oriel wrote:

xD Yeah yeah But it should say "Site Admin's Ho"

x x;; 'cept I'm not a ho. xD

Raziel wrote:

Oriel wrote:

xD Yeah yeah But it should say "Site Admin's Ho"

x x;; 'cept I'm not a ho. xD

Okeh.

Oh and her rank title is "Site Admin's Ho" now.

Quote:

Sin wrote:

Whoa
Wth
This is random
But Christian lub it <3
Woot
Teh Woot
Wootness
*********
***********
*******
****
*******
**************
*****************
*****************
*****************
Boobs**********
****************
***************
***********
**********

"Skeet skeet bang bang nigga"
-Borat

Oriel wrote:

O_o

o_O

>.>

<.<

I'm going away now. *packs suitcase*

Oriel wrote:

Yeah, ok... but... umm?

Test... icles?

XD

Quote:

Raziel wrote:

Well... I like them both, but like I said, there's some major differences that makes them completely different songs... And Cy is sexy in version 2, joking of course >.>;;

Oriel wrote:

>.>

<.<

Quote:

And Cy is sexy in version 2, joking of course >.>;;

>.>

<.<

*agrees*

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

Raziel wrote:

I'mma be a Cy junior, and look just like him when I'm older :3

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

Okay so do Demon/Angels/Archs Have sex to make babies? Or is it when people die they become a Demon/Angel/Arch? Or is it both... Can chars be born into a higher beings without being a human first?

X.x
I appoint Caitlin the official answerer of Sin's questions I am unsure of...!

Raziel wrote:

dragonslayer wrote:

i dont like school

The lack of appreciation for punctuation of spelling is a result of this...

Raziel wrote:

Lord Azrael wrote:

do i get a consolation prize for coming in second on most of those?

Here's 1 gold.

This whole thread: http://razforum.jconserv.net/viewtopic.php?t=79

Quote:

Azrael wrote:

dude, i had an idea!!
but then i lost it...
then i retraced my steps and found it on the ground!
so i picked it up and stuck it back in my head
and then my head itched because the idea had some small rocks and hairs on it
Lord_Azrael: so to relieve the itching of my head, i picked up a stick and began to rub it across my head
and before i knew it, MY HEAD WAS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!
so i ran and ran and ran and ran and ran around in circles, and then i did it some more
and then... without warning... three words and an article went through my head...
"Stop, Drop, and, Roll"
...
nah!
so i ran and ran and ran and ran and then i saw a bucket of water
so i ran and ran and ran and ran over to the bucket of water
and i reach down to pick it up and douse my flaming head, and this other dude with his head on fire comes running up...
OMG!!!!! he says, OMG!!!!!! MY HEAD'S ON FIRE!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!! SO'S MINE!!!!!!!!, i say
QUICK, GIMME THAT BUCKET OF WATER TO DOUSE THE FLAAMES ON MY HEAD!!!
WHAT?!?!!? I NEED THIS WATER TO DOUSE THE FLAMES ON MY HEAD!!!!!
WHAT?!?!?!? YOU WOULD BE THAT INCONSIDERATE?!?!?!!
YES!!!!
so i pick up the bucket and am about to douse the flames on my head, when he grabs the bucket...
GIMME THAT!!!
NO!!!
HAND IT OVER!!!
NO!!!
so we carefully set down our precious bucket of water and he tackles me
and we wrestle all over the ground, careful not to accidently knock over the bucket
i punch him in the gut and he rolls over with his wind knocked out of him and i rush over, grab the bucket, and pour it all over my head...
and my head and the liquid explodes!!!
OMG!!!!!!, i say, OMG!!!! MY HEAD IS GONE!!!!! (don't ask) and the other guy starts laughing, LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL, and he says, LOL, OMG!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THAT WAS GASOLINE IN THAT BUCKET!!!
Hey man, shut up, i say, you were going to put it on your head too, you know...

Azrael wrote:

lol, so what, he says, you actually did it, LOL

The thread died and it never went any further...

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Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

........... ./``¯/)
......... ,/¯../ /
........./..../ /
..../´¯/'...'/´¯¯.`·¸
./'/.../..../.....:^.¨¯\
('(...´...´.... ¯_/'...'/
\.................'...../
.'\'...\.......... _.·´
...\..............(

SIN! Did you just give me "the finger"?

Sin wrote:

No, I didnt give you the "Finger"

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

No, I didnt give you the "Finger"

:!:

Sin wrote:

Its not directed towards anyone lol. Just a creative peice of art I found.

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

Its not directed towards anyone lol. Just a creative peice of art I found.

I know... I was just kidding. But that's an interesting masterpiece you got there.

Sin wrote:

I use it alot ^^'

Raziel wrote:

Lothlovesher wrote:

Death to Dragon Slayer , I say the Arch-Angels attack the Demon called Dragon Slayer. I disaprove of his antics and his selfcenteredness lets kill him....

I supported the idea once I read dragonslayer.

Oriel wrote:

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

<.<
Pudding turns me on now...
Thanks alot.

LOL!!!!
*dies*

HEY HEY HEY

Give credit where credit is due... I believe I threw you in that pool first...

XD

And... that being said, you're quite welcome.

On my mind (to stay ontopic): As usual, it's... trains.

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

BOOBS

>.>

Riiiight.

Quote:

Raziel wrote:

Sin wrote:

I got raped in pudding!

I raped in pudding.

Sin wrote:

I ate pudding!

Oriel wrote:

I ate pudding off people!

XD

Sin wrote:

I punched your boob!

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

Four words:

Cornucopia

Of

Disturbing

Concepts.

Oriel wrote:

OMG YOU DID!!!

But lots of other weird stuff happened then too...

Laughing

O.o I got pimp slapped!

Quote:

Oriel wrote:

*cursing up a storm*

Gawddamn internet of evilness... with stoopt firewallness settings of vile, evil, grrness...

I didn't end up cooking dinner...

>.>

<.<

but I had some toast.

O.o I'm addicted to toast... I think I need to get help for this addiction... XD

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

Toast comes from cows.

Sin wrote:

So does Chocolate milk.

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

So do you!

Sin wrote:

OmG Im part cow!
I wonder how many stomachs I have... >.>

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

three and a half.

Oriel wrote:

O.o wtf?

One of those is just for cake then.

XD

O.o on my mind: (since you guys are offtopic...) Trains, as usual. XD

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

HEY! Three and a half happens to be on my mind! Since I AM saying it!

Oriel wrote:

I want toast.

O.o I'm addicted >.<

Sin wrote:

Did the forum go back in time? X.x

Oriel wrote:

Yes. We bitch slapped ourselves and cut the crap. xD

O.o I just had toast again at like... 3 AM...

Is there a "toastaholic's anonymous"?

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

Yes, they meet at 7:30 Pm every Wednesday, and bring toast....Oh...Guess they're not so anonymous anymore...

Oriel wrote:

O.o I'll be sure not to miss next week's meeting...

>.>

<.<

but bring toast? o.o

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

Yes...Buttered preferably.

Laughing

Sin wrote:

Toast!

Oriel wrote:

OMFG LOL it's still funny.

TOAST o.O! *goes to make some more toast*

EDIT: I just threw up some skittles... I had rainbow puke.

>.> my roommate was making me laugh and I have a cold... so I laughed really hard then started coughing a lot...

I couldn't stop coughing and I ended up throwing up... skittles.

xD I thought it was funny... then I went to make some toast

Raziel wrote:

Oriel wrote:

Rainbow puke... greeeaaat...

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

>.> It's funny.

Sin wrote:

I like green skittles.

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

I like skittles in general.

Oriel wrote:

xD Green skittles!! I had green in my puke!!!

Rofl. It was funny... I was all like: Taste the rainbow... twice!

Saigo no Yasha wrote:

OOOH I finally got a picture of me to put on!!! WOOT!

.....More later...

Anonymous

Posted: Mon December 04, 2006 Post subject:

You must've gotten a lot of Gil for this post.

Anonymous

Posted: Mon December 04, 2006 Post subject:

Garrett-Of-Cthulhu wrote:

You must've gotten a lot of Gil for this post.

No, I think Josh turned off gil for quotes.

Anonymous

Posted: Mon December 04, 2006 Post subject:

Raziel wrote:

Azrael wrote:

Hmm, I'm not sure, what race should have better/worse exp rates?

Arch-angel fwn, it should be as difficult as proper gay sex to level them.

Anonymous

Posted: Mon December 04, 2006 Post subject:

Very Funny lol

Anonymous

Posted: Thu December 07, 2006 Post subject:

...I've no comment. xD Funny, yes... but I was there for most of these events. Razfort has mellowed down a lot since Sin's been gone.

Anonymous

Posted: Fri December 08, 2006 Post subject:

LordShadovar wrote:

Very Funny lol

O.O YOU ACTUALLY READ THEM??!!

Anyway, yeh, since Sin's been "busy", the funny has almost died X.x

Anonymous

Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject:

Oh... that's an insult. Just for that I'll be extra random now. Lmao. You're saying I'm not funny. xD

Anonymous

Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject:

Malicious Zephyr wrote:

Oh... that's an insult. Just for that I'll be extra random now. Lmao. Crying or Very sad

You're saying I'm not funny. xD

The funny has "almost" died, that means some funny people still hang around. ;p

Anonymous

Posted: Sun December 10, 2006 Post subject:

Joking anyway. XP Not like I ever claimed to be funny or anything, but hey. I've attributed to some of that. Heh. We'll see what we can stir up now that we lack Sin...

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